I thought this was a latte.
it is a catte.
A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.
rich people are f**ked up
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
forcing people to reblog your selfies
Sounds like the best party ever.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
my summer lab internship in one photoset
Charming? Intimidating? Pal, you’re outta your mind. Guy’s a corny old jackass that laughs at his own jokes and complains non-stop about his feet. A fuckin’ clown. The kind of guy that gives pet names to his ties. Fuck ‘im, awright? Asshole steals the funnies from the newspaper every time he comes over.
My greatest super battle mansion streak yet was ruined by this hip old man
The Fault in Our Stepbrothers